Saturday 26 February 2011

DREAMS r the best part of the life

Expression of the Face Could Be Seen By Every One
But d Depression of Heart Could be Understood Only By the Best One
Don't Lose them in Life.



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Only 2 persons are happy in this world,
ONE is MAD &
ANOTHER is CHILD
BE MAD to achieve what you DESIRE & BE a CHILD to ENJOY whatever u ACHIEVED..

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DREAMS r the best part of the life...
If u miss sleep...U miss the best part of life.
So go to bed. Good sleep! Catch SWEET DREAMS..

Monday 21 February 2011

Funny Jokes

GOD: I can't b everywhere so I created MOTHERS!Funny Jokes
DEVIL: I 2 can't b everywhere so I created GIRLS!
GOD: don't worry! I have created boys 2 Chang them in 2 mothers.!?
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Life is like a vehicle.Funny Jokes
Husband and wife are 2 tires of d vehicle.
If 1 punctures, the vehicle will not move.
So brilliant people carry a stepney.
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In the race betweenFunny Jokes
CAT & M0USE ...
Mouse mostly wins ...
Bcoz the cat is running 4 food & mouse 4 its life.
Purpose is more important than need...

Friday 18 February 2011

Jokes of the Day

Maths teacher: If u have 12 chocolates funny jocksAND u give 5 to Hema, 3 to Jaya and 4 to Sushma, then what will u have?
Student:Three New Girlfriends..!
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Sardar was walking on the road with cell in his hand,funny jocks
Thief robs his cell and runs,
sardar laughs and says "Oy charger toh mere paas hai..!
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Balaya's Dad died & he was crying..!funny jocks
After 2minuts balayya cries louder.
Friend: What happens now.?
Balayya: My sister just called me, her dad also died..!
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Begger: ayya kaasta dharmam cheyandi ayya..funny jocks
Owner: vellu..vellu..intlo ammagaru leru.
Begger: Nenu adigindi dharmam,nee pellanni kaadu babu..

Thursday 10 February 2011

Love is Beautiful

LOVE :... Isn't about expressive with heavy words.
Its about understanding, a gentle touch & a pure heart..
Friend Ship :... is to laugh about the 'NONSENSE' said above.
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A good person will always be in memory!!Love is Beautiful
A better person will always be in dreams!!
But the best person will always be in HEART.!!
Like 'U'.........
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Love is Beautiful, bcoz its a feeling controlled by d heartLove is Beautiful
but Friendship is even more beautiful, bcoz its a feeling that controls the heart.

Monday 7 February 2011

Life has No Pause Buttons

Life has No Pause Buttons!Life has No Pause Buttons
Dreams have no Expiry date!
Time has no Holiday!
So,Don't waste a single Moment in ur life.
Live it And Rock it.
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If i say hi.... U may say whoz this...wanna be good friends
If i ask for chat... U may say why??...
If i ask u for a coffee... U may say wt rubbish....
If i ask for friendship... U may say m flirting...
So can u plz suggest me how to start wid a new relation.....???
Till u reply i am trying wid a request....
wanna be good friends ?????
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A seed while growing makes no sound.Be a CREATOR always
A tree while failing makes a huge noise.
Destruction is Noisy, Creation is always Quiet.
Be a CREATOR always.. ...

Saturday 5 February 2011

Funny sms Jokes

Elephant proposed to ant,Funny sms Jokes
"I LOVE U..."
ANT: How many times i've tell you,
At my home Inter size (intercast) marriages not accept, plz forget me, sorry....
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Love Story on MobileFunny sms Jokes
18 yrs boy loving 16 yrs girl.
Boy loving since 84 days on 14th feb 11 clock the boy told her.
Want 2 know Wat he told her? Ad numeric in dis msg see total.
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INTERVAL
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THE END
U have just watched my new film 'TAARE MOBILE PAR'

Friday 4 February 2011

Nothing comes free of cost in this world

Nothing comes free of cost in this world.UR SMILE
Including my msg.
So, i decided to charge for my msg's, and the price is
UR SMILE.
u should compulsory pay it..
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World's most Beautiful sentence:Words r same
"But,I Like U!"
World's most Painful sentence:
"I Like U,but.."
Words r same,
but where they r placed matters a lot

Thursday 3 February 2011

Wonderful couples in this World

Wonderful couples in this My Message & Ur SmileWorld.
"Heart & Beats"
"Night & Moon"
"Music & Songs"
"Roses & Love"
"Fish & Water"
"My Message & Ur Smile"...!
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"F,l"o,w"e,r"f,u"l, MorningB happy
"c,o"l,o"u,r"f,u"l, "Noon
"J,o"y,f"u,l"Evening
"P,e"a,c"e,f"u,l ",N8
B happy,its a"F,a"n,t"a,s"t,"i,c"day 4 U
Good Morning
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"If I'm always comparing myself with other human beingscomparing myself
I will either suffer from ego or jealousy.
They will disturb my natural development."

Wednesday 2 February 2011

Nice friendship

7sms=1cal.funny sms jock
7cls=1look.
7looks=1smile.
7smiles=1meet.
7meets=1proposel.
7proposels=1marriage.
1marriage= 7777problems
So look only books,no side looks.
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Nice friendship is like Nice friendship is like breathing airbreathing air
u will never see but u will always feel the presence of it
as i feel wen i think of U frnd...
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Hurt a true heart as many times uLUV again want it wont stop loving you...
But if u cheat a true heart , it wont hurt are hate you,but it wont dare to LUV again..