Thursday 31 March 2011

Funny Sms for Cricket

Afridi: Sachin ni 100 cheyakunda apedham..Funny Sms for Cricket
Akthar: Ela.?
Afridi: Manam 90 ke all out aipodam..
Thats only the way...
India gonna rock n rule today.
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Flash.. Flash..!Funny Sms for Cricket
Aprial 5th Y.S.Jagan going to Pakistan for "Oodarpu yathra"
to do oodarpu all pakistani cricketers...

Sunday 27 March 2011

SMS Messaging | Alphabetical advice 4u

Alphabetical advice 4u.Alphabetical advice
A B C..
Avoid Bad Company.
D E F...
Don't entertain fools
G H I..
GIVE UP HIGH IDEAS
J k l..
Just keep lovely friends like me
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Expression of the Face Could Be Seen By Every OneExpression of the Face
But d Depression of Heart Could be Understood Only By the Best One
Don't Lose them in Life.
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Only 2 persons are happy in this world,ENJOY
ONE is MAD &
ANOTHER is CHILD
BE MAD to achieve what you DESIRE & BE a CHILD to ENJOY whatever u ACHIEVED..

Thursday 24 March 2011

Funny SMS

When Apple becomes Red, it's ready to eat..Girl becomes 18years
Similarly when a Girl becomes 18years she ready to..!

"Vote"
God bless your Dirty mind!!

Hindi SMS

Dil ka dard do zuban par lana nahi, tum apni ankhon se aansu bahana nahi..Dil ka dard
zakhm chahe kitna gahra Q na ho par, Dilttol ka siva kuch lagana nahi...

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17century ki mom-beta apne caste ka ladki se shadi krnaladki
18century-apne religion ki
19century-apne level ki
20century-apne desh ki
21century-koi bi par ladki se hi kar..

Wednesday 23 March 2011

I hope we Will be Good Friends

Somewhere we BORN,
Somewhere we LIVE,Somewhere we BORN
Somehow we MET,
Never knowing when we will DIE,
Till Then
I hope we Will be Good Friends.

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If some1 asks me Wat is meant by life:IDIOTS r my Life
I would sit next to my friends(including U)
Pull them close 2gather, Put my arms around them&
say Proudly that IDIOTS r my Life.

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People say we need maps to find treasures.treasured FRIEND
But i proved them wrong.
Because without a map i found U!
And u will be my treasured FRIEND" 4evr..

Saturday 19 March 2011

Happy Holi & Color Full Holi

A touch of green I send to you.Happy Holi & Color Full Holi
A drop of blue to cool the hue.
A tinge of red for warmth $ zest for a colorful Holi.
Happy Holi & Color Full Holi..

Wednesday 16 March 2011

No Scale Can Measure Our Friendship

l----l-funny sms
l '.o
l /l\
l JL
l
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Ye bhi tumhare tarha SMS nahi karta tha.
LATKA DIA SAALA KO. KHALLAASS....!
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+ (""-..-"""-.soundless sleep
!!!!====I====(==) :
(,,,-..___.'
I m sending this guitar 2 play a sweet song
4u 2 have a soundless sleep wit sweet dreams
Good night..
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,;?;?;good night
?( "._." )?
>")("< ,,,(")("),, Ayyo nuvvu inka padukoLeda? sms kosam wait chestunnava -So sweet.Enka padukomma. Gud9t... ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- I""!""I""!""I""!""I""!No Scale Can Measure Our Friendship
0 1 2 3 4
No Scale Can Measure Our Friendship
Bcoz
We Can See Where It Starts
But,
Nobody Can See Where It Ends.

Sunday 13 March 2011

Moral-A girl can change your AIM | Sweetest proposal by LKG boy

A girl can change your AIMA man was lost alone on an island.
1day he decides to build a wooden boat.
Suddenly a girl cums & d man uses d wood 4 making bed.
Moral-A girl can change your AIM. 
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Sweetest proposal by LKG boySweetest proposal by LKG boy 2 UKG grl
Boy: Will you marry me.?
Girl: No...
Boy: Plz marry me..!
Girl: no no I can't marry you.!
Boy: plz sister marry me..!
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Saikumar dialogue on PIGS "Aaahh.. Kanipinche e 3 pandhulu
Ura pandhi,
Adivi pandhi,
Mulla pandhi
Aithe,
Kanipinchani aa 4va pandhe ra e msg chadivedi.


Friday 11 March 2011

Cool Cool Good Morning SMS

   Hello My Dear
    /)/) /)/) /)/)
   ( ';' )( ';' )( ';' )
 (f)(r)(i)(e)(n)(d)

    /)/) /)/) /)/)
   ( ';' )( ';' )( ';' )
(g)(u)(d)(n)(9)(t)  

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     .:i!HELLO!i:.
    :i  (")""(")  i:
     ". ( "o" )  ."
        "+,%,+"

       It"s Me!
     Wishing U
  A sweet Lovely
 G O O D MORNING!.
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"G"et up
"O"pen ur eyes
"O"ut of ur bed
"D"ay has risen
"M"erry life
"O"ld dreams cum tru
"R"ise & shin
"N"ew plans
"I"deas of lif
"N"ice futur
"G''ud day.

Saturday 5 March 2011

Inspirational SMS Quotes

One tree makes one lake matchsticks but one matchstick can burn on lake trees. Negative thoughts can burn all positives thoughts, so Be positive..
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A negative thinker see a difficulty in every opportunity.
A positive thinker see an opportunity in every difficulty.
wish u an optimistic life....